Greeting Card - Shitter's Full - holiday

If you’re looking to add a holiday card that’s guaranteed to stop customers in their tracks, this is it. Inspired by one of the most iconic (and hilariously unforgettable) scenes from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, our Merry Christmas … Shitter’s Full card brings irreverent humor, bold watercolor art, and cheeky holiday spirit together in one unforgettable design. Retailers who stock this card know it’s the kind of piece that sparks laughter at the card wall, makes people pick it up, and almost always ends up at the register. This design features a hand-painted watercolor illustration of the infamous robe-clad cousin, standing outdoors with hose in hand, paired with the perfectly blunt holiday greeting: “Merry Christmas … shitter’s full.” The balance of humor and artistry makes it stand out—not just another mass-produced pop culture card, but a witty, indie-designed piece that feels authentic, fresh, and worth gifting. Shops that carry this card find it appeals to a wide audience: movie fans, nostal